The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, DC, is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
(The World’s Best Book of Useless Information)
huh?! how wud they know? ur gonna get a ticket n a fine ?
(The World’s Best Book of Useless Information)
huh?! how wud they know? ur gonna get a ticket n a fine ?
sex positions can be illegal?! dahfuq?…
LOL. i live here.
sad. but what how would they enforce this law anyway. if you think about it. hahahaha.
….ok, good to know. illegal. check.
That’s some bulllsheeetttt >:O!
Well that’s boring.
there goes half of their population